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	<title>贼逗网 &#187; 新闻</title>
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		<title>安装假胸化装成女子抢银行</title>
		<link>http://www.zeidou.com/2010-07/installation-of-false-chest-rob-a-bank-disguised-as-woman.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Jul 2010 01:42:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[假胸]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[变态]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[另类]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[抢劫]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[这位有创意的假胸盗贼是一位头戴金发，身着毛衣，内塞假胸，下穿小丑裤的猛男——48岁的美国宾夕法尼亚州Swissvale的 Dennis Hawkins,化装成女子的Hawkins手持前两天从杂货店顺来的玩具枪勇闯宾州一家银行，成功装满一麻袋钱后又挟持到一辆女士的汽车 Hawkins最终被警察逮捕，保释金23万美刀]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://a.imagehost.org/0354/medium_5.jpg" />    <br />这位有创意的假胸盗贼是一位头戴金发，身着毛衣，内塞假胸，下穿小丑裤的猛男——48岁的美国宾夕法尼亚州Swissvale的 Dennis Hawkins,化装成女子的Hawkins手持前两天从杂货店顺来的玩具枪勇闯宾州一家银行，成功装满一麻袋钱后又挟持到一辆女士的汽车</p>
<p>Hawkins最终被警察逮捕，保释金23万美刀</p>
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		<title>世界突然安静了</title>
		<link>http://www.zeidou.com/2010-07/the-world-suddenly-quiet.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Jul 2010 05:42:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>zeidou</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[囧片]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[CCAV]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[中央电视台]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[主持人]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[尴尬]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[新闻]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[朝闻天下]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[央视新闻主持人尴尬一幕]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>央视新闻主持人尴尬一幕</p>
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		<title>他很乐观</title>
		<link>http://www.zeidou.com/2010-06/he-was-very-optimistic.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Jun 2010 02:18:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>zeidou</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[猎奇]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[打飞机]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[报纸]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[新闻]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[杀人犯]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[树林]]></category>

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		<title>新兵掷手榴弹失误 队长3.5秒内险中救人</title>
		<link>http://www.zeidou.com/2010-04/grenade-throwing-error-captain-recruits-within-3-5-seconds-in-the-rescue-insurance.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.zeidou.com/2010-04/grenade-throwing-error-captain-recruits-within-3-5-seconds-in-the-rescue-insurance.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Apr 2010 09:07:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>zeidou</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[囧片]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[惊险]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[救人]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[新手]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[新闻]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[看得人惊心动魄。新兵投弹演习，手榴弹刚好投在墙上被弹回，就在3.5秒内，身手敏捷的队长险中救人：新手其实就是杀手啊]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>看得人惊心动魄。新兵投弹演习，手榴弹刚好投在墙上被弹回，就在3.5秒内，身手敏捷的队长险中救人：新手其实就是杀手啊</p>
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		<title>[视频]我日这也叫新闻 冷死我了</title>
		<link>http://www.zeidou.com/2010-02/cool-news.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.zeidou.com/2010-02/cool-news.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Feb 2010 02:09:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>zeidou</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[囧片]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[冷笑话]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[新闻]]></category>

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		<title>一则网易评论</title>
		<link>http://www.zeidou.com/2010-01/ping-lun.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.zeidou.com/2010-01/ping-lun.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Jan 2010 02:54:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>zeidou</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[猛文]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[回贴]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[新闻]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[早上起来看到一则网易评论，原文是截图 一楼：大家冷静一些，都过来，听听5楼怎么说？！~ 二楼：我认为5楼说得很有道理。 三楼：5楼说出了人民群众的心声 四楼：5楼确实说的很好！ 五楼：楼上的都是SB]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>早上起来看到一则网易评论，原文是截图</p>
<p>一楼：大家冷静一些，都过来，听听5楼怎么说？！~<br />
二楼：我认为5楼说得很有道理。</p>
<p>三楼：5楼说出了人民群众的心声</p>
<p>四楼：5楼确实说的很好！</p>
<p>五楼：楼上的都是SB</p>
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		<title>最猥琐新闻标题，雷到你销魂[8P]</title>
		<link>http://www.zeidou.com/2009-12/bt-biao-ti.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.zeidou.com/2009-12/bt-biao-ti.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Dec 2009 13:55:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>zeidou</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[猥琐]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[销魂]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[共八张图,张张雷人,慢慢看吧]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>共八张图,张张雷人,慢慢看吧<br />
<img style="width: 499px;" src="http://img.daqi.com/upload/slidepic/2009-12-15/001_2a544cc226f53dedbcbca5cfd194aca6.jpg" border="0" alt="最猥琐新闻标题，雷到你销魂" /><span id="more-1663"></span></p>
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<p><img style="width: 492px;" src="http://img.daqi.com/upload/slidepic/2009-12-15/003_54af5f013aeb98342f74c721cc49b260.jpg" border="0" alt="最猥琐新闻标题，雷到你销魂" /></p>
<p><img style="width: 499px;" src="http://img.daqi.com/upload/slidepic/2009-12-15/004_1f1c666fec48f0b270a0e4aafbc17ab7.jpg" border="0" alt="最猥琐新闻标题，雷到你销魂" /></p>
<p><img style="width: 449px;" src="http://img.daqi.com/upload/slidepic/2009-12-15/005_300c998d50965477ac21e40685ee7bd1.jpg" border="0" alt="最猥琐新闻标题，雷到你销魂" /></p>
<p><img style="width: 426px;" src="http://img.daqi.com/upload/slidepic/2009-12-15/006_707cb3ee7ce1b2c0b1de0ae1e1022383.jpg" border="0" alt="最猥琐新闻标题，雷到你销魂" /></p>

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		<title>黄秋生骑摩托车撞伤刘德华</title>
		<link>http://www.zeidou.com/2009-12/qiusheng-andy.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.zeidou.com/2009-12/qiusheng-andy.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Dec 2009 04:19:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>zeidou</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[趣图]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[娱乐]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[新闻]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[明星]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[社会]]></category>

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